There's been so much upheaval in the news these days that we've taken to googling a mishmash of soothing words to calm our frayed nerves: "marshmallows + kittens," "wind chimes + zucchini bread," or "Snuggie + underground bunker." But our favorite combo has to be "Paris + spas." There's something so lavish about pairing up the world's most romantic city with the best, most opulent treatments. And thankfully, Oyster is an expert on the subject, having visited 1,406 Paris hotels—many of which have top-tier spas. These Parisian spas take it to the next level: Four-handed massages? Plush robes? Post-treatment Champagne? Mais oui! So light those scented candles and read on for our top picks.