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This Water Park Will Creep Your Kids Out

    The Indoor Pool at the Polynesian Resort Hotel

    The Indoor Pool at the Polynesian Resort Hotel

    Screams at water parks are usually indicative of kids having a great time on waterslides, but at The Polynesian Resort Hotel in Wisconsin Dells, we're guessing the screams are terror-induced. The indoor water park here (built in the 90s) was one of the first in the area, but it hasn't been updated since. Spooky and crumbling decor includes a racist scene of Polynesian tribespeople (with melted faces) devouring a human skeleton, dirty pirates with missing hands, and a giant frog with an extended tongue that serves as a slide. Thankfully, the resort is undergoing extensive renovations that should be completed this year. We're hoping the mutilated pirate body gets the old heave-ho!