Romance Edition: Hotel Couples Are The Happiest Couples On Earth
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1. Your room or mine?
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2. So that's how you're paying for the Presidential Suite!
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3. Blinded by the light love
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4. A double date disaster
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5. When you get too comfortable in a relationship
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6. You can look, but not touch
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7. Good, clean fun
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8. When things get off to a rough start
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9. Planning a budget honeymoon
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10. A Match.com miracle
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11. The right accessory
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12. Selfie Saturday
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13. We understand...
Trust us, we here at Oyster get it more than most people — going on vacation is freakin’ awesome. Vacations are all about fun, relaxation, and the “what happens here, stays here” vibe, and when you’re on a vacay, it feels like nothing can get ya down. But some hotel websites go a little too far and market their properties by showing “guests” in absolutely euphoric (and unrealistic) states. To the point where we’re pretty sure that that kind of happy can only be reached if you’ve been dabbling in some recreational, er, “fun.” And depending on the destination, maybe you have been. But still, when we’re deciding where to stay for our winter getaway, we usually don’t base it on how happy the “guests” on the website seem to be. Nonetheless, those photos can be pretty entertaining. Last time, we rounded up a bunch of marketing photos where the guests just couldn't seem happier. And this time, we've done the same thing -- but focused on those hotel couples that just seem so in luuuurve. We're sorry, but even if we were married to Ryan Gosling, we wouldn't be smiling that big! Check out some of the most hilarious hotel couples we found!
"What about one final fling before you marry that old ball and chain?" (Mansion on Forsyth Park, Savannah)
“Oh, Jonathon! Tell me again about how you committed tax fraud and evaded the IRS!” (Four Seasons Boston)
“You know, a real gentleman would let me use his sunglasses.” (Bayfront Inn 5th Ave, Naples)
“Is he seriously taking the last crab cake?!?” (Palomar San Diego)
"Um, Steph, where are those bubbles coming from?" (Portola Hotel & Spa at Monterey Bay)
"Oh, so you think she's just soooo funny?!" (Lake Austin Spa Resort)
"Uh, sure hun! A pillow fight is just as fun as a little nookie." (The Liaison Capitol Hill, Washington D.C.)
"I'm not going to overlook the fact that you got yourself a bigger boutonniere." (Liberty Hotel, Boston)
"Hey, if it'll get us free beer!" (Michelberger Hotel, Berlin)
"Oh, Enrique! You look even better in person!" (Essex Inn, Chicago)
"I want to remember this hat, er, I mean moment, forever." (Warwick Denver Hotel)
"Oh my gosh, four pictures is enough already! Posing on this bicycle is not as easy as it looks!" (Liberty Hotel, Boston)
"You love looking at Oyster.com's Photo Fakeouts more than you love me!" (Marriott South Beach)
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