How do you know you’re at a hotel for honeymooners?

Aside from the abundance of deliriously happy couples with shiny new jewelry basking in the shimmering golden loveliness of the earliest stage of wedded bliss, how can you be sure that you and your Bud Light Lime are, in fact, staying at a hotel for honeymooners?


This is how you know.


We’ll tell you where we snapped this poolside shot (and where we found this woman, who is dutifully sporting a gift that was no doubt given to her by a “frenemy” bachelorette party invitee upon whom she probably did not bestow the honor of bridesmaid) very, very soon.