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Funniest Hotel Signs

    If you’re pregnant and looking for a parking spot, head to Punta Cana Resort & Club for some VIP parking rights. If you’re looking for a private, romantic night in your hotel room, just hang the “Fuhgettaboudit” sign on your door knob at Le Parker Meridien in New York. Whether intentional or not, these hotel signs hit the funny bone.


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  • Parking at the Punta Cana Resort & Club

  • I’m pregnant. I’m cranky. Get out of my parking spot.

    Punta Cana Resort and Club

    Punta Cana Resort and Club

  • The Superior Double Room at the Le Parker Meridien

  • Just turn around and walk away.

    Le Parker Meridien New York

    Le Parker Meridien New York

  • Balcony at The Ocean View Guestroom with Balcony Room at the Marriott South Beach

  • Hey, before we go out on the balcony, watch out for any hidden unattendeds!

    Marriott South Beach

    Marriott South Beach

  • Pool at The Manhattan at Times Square Hotel

  • Uh, English please. No peeing, pooping, spitting, or snot. Thanks.

    The Manhattan at Times Square New York

    The Manhattan at Times Square New York

  • The One Bedroom Suite at the Embassy Suites Convention Center Las Vegas

  • Enough said.

    Embassy Suites Convention Center, Las Vegas

    Embassy Suites Convention Center, Las Vegas

  • The One Bedroom Oceanfront Suite at the Newport Beachside Hotel and Resort

  • Since when are moisture and mildew “dangerous”? We’ll be sure to thoroughly prepare for any unexpected moisture and mildew attacks through that door.

    Newport Beachside Hotel and Resort, Miami

    Newport Beachside Hotel and Resort, Miami

  • Club Bathroom in the Soho House

  • Keep it classy, people. They mean it.

    Soho House New York

    Soho House New York

  • The One Bedroom Suite at the Sunset Tower Hotel

  • If you’re reading this, you’re already too close. Do us all a favor and go back the way you came.

    Sunset Tower Hotel, Los Angeles

    Sunset Tower Hotel, Los Angeles