A Tale of Two Buffets

Strange, but it happens. You go to a buffet in the same resort complex as your friend--and the buffets are night and day. Check out the difference between Exhibit A and B. My fellow Oyster reporter came back looking like she got spoonfed by Ewan Macgregor on a cotton candy cloud; I emptied out what looked like a porta-potty. What is that, baby's feeding time?

Exhibit B (El Behique Buffet at Grand Palladium Punta Cana)