6 Cold, Hard Truths About All-Inclusive Resorts

Tipping policies vary by resort. Some properties include tips in the room rates, other resorts suggest that guests tip for exemplary service only, and yet others add a 10 percent service charge to the final bill. Across the board, tipping is confusing and generates stress. The cold truth? You should always tip staff. A few extra dollars goes along way for better service (and isn't two extra dollars worth not having to stand at the bar?). Karmically, many resort staff members live way below the poverty line. Housekeepers, bell staff, valet drivers, and servers work long hours for low pay. Tip them. 


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There you are, standing at the reception desk, welcome drink in hand, eyeing the swimming pool, and getting ready to ease into vacation mode. Just one more thing before you get your room key. The front desk agent wants to strap a paper or electronic wristband around your wrist. Wristbands are uncomfortable at worst and ugly at best, but all-inclusive resorts rely on this old-fashioned method of making sure that only resort guests are drinking for free and borrowing snorkel equipment. Color-coded bands even classify privileged guests who paid more for special access to exclusive restaurants, pools, and lounges. Some resorts will charge you for losing or damaging the wristband, so don't attempt to take it off before sleeping, and make sure it's secure before diving into the ocean. At least the unsightly wrist tan line will help you remember your vacation for weeks to come.

Sipping a free piña colada and watching the sun sink into the ocean from the infinity edge swim-up bar is high on most vacationers' wish lists. And that exact image is often used as a marketing ploy for resort's websites and brochures. The truth? Many swim-up bars close at five, sharp. Or at least before the sun goes down, in most tropical countries. Property owners don't like the combination of intoxicated guests and dark swimming pools, so they shut off the alcohol supply well before any accidents can happen. 


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The food! Studying a a seemingly endless restaurant list is part of the appeal of booking an all-inclusive vacation. Unlimited free meals, snacks, and booze? Yes, please. But look closer at the fine print and you might find that the only included restaurant is the limited buffet option with a selection of hot and cold items that don't change during your weekly visit. Dress codes, reservation requirements, strange hours, and surcharges for premium alcohol and cuts of meat or seafood might be required to visit the resort's showier, better quality restaurants. And who wants to make a dinner reservation three days in advance on vacation? Sigh.

Did you make a new friend during a day excursion off the property and want to invite them back to your room for dinner or a drink? Not so fast. As a safety precaution, non-registered guests are not allowed at many all-inclusive resorts. Resorts that do allow visitors often charge pricey day passes (sometimes for more than what a room would cost) to prevent outsiders from taking advantage of the free booze and food.

Remember that amazing deal you booked? Well, it attracted a whole lot of other travelers too -- and every single one of them also wants a lounge chair, a cold beer, and the last slice of Key lime pie. And, they likely brought their kids. Resorts can be massive places that cater to thousands of (sometimes demanding) visitors. Even when everything is going smoothly, there will likely be unruly children, and long lines at reception and for restaurants. Hardcore guests are notorious for waking at the crack of dawn and placing personal items on pool loungers, ensuring they get a prime all-day spot before anyone else is even awake. Don't forget, "all-inclusive" sums up the whole experience, not just the good stuff. 


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