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Costa Rica

19 Reasons You'll Hate Costa Rica

  • 1. The Ocean Views Are Really Unimpressive.

    • Hotel Punta Islita, Playa Samara, Guanacaste, Costa Rica

  • 2. Who Would Even Want to Look at That?

    • Hotel La Mariposa, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

  • 3. It's An Awful Spot for a Romantic Getaway.

    • Hotel La Mariposa, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

  • 4. And the Sunsets are Especially Hideous.

    • Four Seasons Resort Costa Rica at Peninsula Papagayo, Guanacaste, Costa Rica

  • 5. The Wildlife is Nothing Special.

    • Arenas Del Mar Beach And Nature Resort, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

  • 6. You Probably Won't See Anything Cool.

    • Si Como No Resort, Spa and Wildlife Refuge, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

  • 7. Definitely Not Any Exotic Birds.

    • Lapa Rios Ecolodge & Wildlife Reserve, Osa Peninsula Costa Rica

  • 8. Parrots? Please.

    • Lapa Rios Ecolodge & Wildlife Reserve, Osa Peninsula Costa Rica

  • 9. The Butterflies are Nothing to Get Excited About.

    • Si Como No Resort, Spa and Wildlife Refuge, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

  • 10. The Flowers Are Kind of Meh.

    • Gaia Hotel And Reserve, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

  • 11. The Rainforest is Not Lush at All.

    • The Pacific Ocean from Tulemar Bungalows and Villas

    Tulemar Bungalows & Villas, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

  • 12. And Can You Even Call this a Beach?

    • Beach at the Karahe Hotel

    Karahe Hotel, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

  • 13. The Volcanoes Are Not Majestic.

    • Arenal Kioro Suites and Spa, in La Fortuna near Arenal Volcano, Costa Rica

  • 14. The Hot Springs Aren't Relaxing.

    • Tabacon Hot Springs at Tabacon Grand Spa Thermal Resort/Oyster

    Tabacon Grand Spa Thermal Resort, in La Fortuna near Arenal Volcano, Costa Rica

  • 15. Even The Monkeys Are Ugly.

    • Arenas Del Mar Beach And Nature Resort, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

  • 16. There is Nowhere Cool to Stay.

    • Nayara Springs, La Fortuna near Arenal Volcano, Costa Rica

  • 17. You Call This Luxury?

    • Tulemar Bungalows & Villas, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

  • 18. Just Don't Blame Us If You Loathe it, OK?

    • A tranquil beach in Costa Rica, considered one of Latin America's safest locales

    Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica, Travel Guide

  • 19. We Hate to Say We Told You So.

    • The spa at Asclepios Wellness & Healing Retreat, Costa Rica

    Asclepios Wellness & Healing Retreat, Alajuela, Costa Rica